GZW 2010 – We shall rise again…
Minions,
After the grand success of Scotlands first Zombie Invasion in Glasgow last year, I believe it’s time for the horde to take the streets once again. There shall be nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. The humans have had their turn living lives of luxury and purpose while we spend it in squalor, craving only the flesh of the living. Is it too much to ask for a hand here, a brain there? Apparently so! They hunt us with guns and bats. Hedge trimmers and sledgehammers. The media make us slow, and comical. Last year, your Zombie King was described as cute! And as for the zombie horde… well apparently you “might even be able to take one home to introduce to your family”! Well no more my zombie minions! On October 31st, we shall rise again!
– The Zombie King
